Remember when Robert Pattinson was an underwear model?
1. Alexis Bledel is obviously channeling Mr. Burns in this late '90s ad for Lip Sparklers. Excellent.
2. Amanda Seyfried on the covers of a series of books bySweet Valley High author Francine Pascal. Proof that not all modeling jobs are glamorous.
3. The future Mr. Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick, doing a little book-cover modeling of his own. Do you think Kourtney saw these books as a young girl and thought, “That’s the commitment-phobic man-child I’m going to spend the rest of my life with”?
4. Angelina Jolie really brought a certain something to this '90s JCPenney prom catalog shoot, don’t you think? Look, she's doing the thigh thing already!
5. Sofia Vergara on the cover of not one, but TWO issues of the fictional fashion magazine Blush, for the '90s TV sitcomJust Shoot Me.
Also, she was a Miller Lite girl.
6. Cameron Diaz on the cover of Seventeen in 1990. OK, so you probably already knew about this one, but what list of models-turned-actors would be complete without Cameron Diaz?
7. Chace Crawford posed for a few shirtless shots between high school and college, but his modeling career never really took off. I blame the highlights.
8. Channing Tatum looking all kinds of hot in an ad for Nautica. He was a stripper, who became a model, who became an actor who played a stripper. So meta.
9. Eddie Redmayne posing with another model in a 2004 knitwear pattern book. No wonder they made him the face of Burberry. Grrrrr!
10. Pre-Slumdog Millionaire Freida Pinto in an Indian ad for De Beers. She’s really too beautiful to be a model. With a face like that, ain’t nobody looking at those diamonds.
11. Hayden Panettiere doing a little child modeling back in the day. The strings holding up her skirt really help sell the idea that she’s sliding across the floor at lightning speed. Talk about photo magic!
12. Who’s that pouty little mister having a time-out in his carriage? It’s Ian Somerhalder!
And here he is enjoying a nice cigarette on the beach. (There’s no way he’s old enough to smoke legally here, right?)
13. James Marsden in an ad for Versace. When you have abs like those, you’re actually not allowed to wear a shirt. It’s pretty much a law.
14. Jason Lewis (aka Smith Jared from Sex and the City) in a '90s Valentino ad. This means Jason Lewis was a model, who became an actor who got famous after he played an actor who became a model to get famous. It's like Channing Tatum 2.0.
15. Jennifer Connelly serving up all kinds of bubbly teen-model goodness in an editorial for Seventeen. Look at that! She even landed a cover!
16. Josh Duhamel won some big modeling competition back in 1997. Of his competition he said, “The guy, I forget his name, from Iowa, was exceptional.”
17. Hear that Ashton Kutcher? Josh Duhamel thinks you’re exceptional! Check them both out here. Such elegant moves.
18. After years tolling away in the world of kids' catalog modeling, Katherine Heigl scored her own Seventeen cover in 1994. Her cover is great and all, but, personally, I can’t get over those scrunchedup blue socks under her red stirrup pants. Mark my words. That look is ripe for a comeback. Major.
19. Pre-Gossip Girl Leighton Meester (left) modeling the latest in kids' sleep fashion. Apparently granny-chic kidswear was a big thing back then.
20. Lindsay Lohan in an ad for Calvin Klein Jeans. It’s heroin-chic for kids! Thanks CK!
21. Of course, Lindsay’s childhood modeling career wasn’t all sad, disaffected faces and dark, moody lighting. And look! It’s Kirsten Dunst! I’d recognize those little teeth anywhere.
22. Whitney Houston in YM magazine in 1981. If only there were a way to reach back in time and warn that sweet little girl to stay the hell away from Bobby Brown! Whitney!
23. Mila Kunis mugging for Lisa Frank way back when. If you think this photo is a lot, you should see the commercial.
24. Milla Jovovich serving up all kinds of pre-teen sass early on in her modeling career. Seventeen magazine sure knew how to pick 'em back then!
25. A young Mischa Barton doing her best Lindsay Lohan in an ad for CK Jeans.
26. Remember when Robert Pattinson was a 14-year-old underwear model in China? Yeah, he probably wishes he didn’t remember either.
27. Uma Thurman was actually a very successful model before she became an actress. Like, MAJOR. Vogue covers and everything.
28. Victoria Beckham before she was Posh Spice. Way, waybefore.
29. Victoria Justice (right) selling knits for Guess Kids not so long ago. They look like such good frineds. Do you think Victoria ever wonders what those other two are up to now?
30. Mark Wahlberg in his skivvies for Calvin Klein. OK, absolutely everyone knows Mark Wahlberg modeled for Calvin Klein before he was an actor, but who cares? LOOK AT HIM!
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